My dad better not ever get mad at me for being away from home every day ever again. I tried to play a board game with him and he said “no.”
HE SAID NO.
Yesterday, Misha said that he never plans on telling West the difference between marshmallows and popcorn in hopes of him humiliating himself one day
actually the best father ever
how does that make him the best father ever hes deliberately confusing his child so that hell get confused which will cause everyone else to laugh at him do you know how fucking embarassing itll be for him when he doesnt know the difference between fucking popcorn and marshmallows
Mama, we’re all gonna die.